coo coo birds are out

We have all had our fair share of dating total scumbags and crazy bitches. I think its safe to say the NO ONE wants to run into an ex what so ever. Now, there are some people who are just "eh so what your my ex lets be friends"....no...there needs to be a rule or rather a law of some sort that absolutely prohibits an ex from walking up to you and talking to you because no good can come from this.

I'm speaking about an incident that happened this past Tuesday night at the Cavern.No, it wasn't my Ex..it was Jared's. I have seen Jared's ex girl (the girl he dated before me) a couple of times hanging around town, but she was actually smart enough to know the rule of not talking to an ex, and she moved on. Well we ran into his other ex girl from like 6 YEARS ago. Here's what happened..

Jared and I went to the Cavern to meet up with Tiffany and Brenda. We get there and of course I have to go to the ladies room. As I am in the potty, Jared is waiting for me outside, and I hear "HEEYYY Jared! long time no see!" she says. Jared says nothing. "Do you remember me?!!" she says.Jared : "um...Yeah". She says "i just moved back to Dallas from Seattle, good to see you"
So this whole time I'm thinking in the potty "oh he ran into someone from school,or a job,or whatever". I come out of the bathroom and I said "who was that?" Jared says "Um my ex girlfriend" . No big deal, I tell him. I said lets just find Tiff and Bren and have fun! And that's what happened we had fun!...until about 45 min later I decide to go potty again..(i was drinking, you know how it goes)

We were upstairs at the Cavern and I walked over to the bathroom. Someone was in both of them. So I waited. Out of the corner of my eye I see Jared's ex walk up to the bathroom and cut in front of me. So I said very nicely " I'm next". which i would have said regardless of who it was. She ignores me. So i said it again. still she ignores. The guys bathroom opens up, and at the cavern its pretty much unisex, She goes in and shes waving for someone to come in with her. I said HEY!!!!!! what the fuck! i was pissed. Well as i said What the Fuck, the girls opens up. And it could have ended there between me and her. But as I am closing the door, she says,for nooooo reason mind you, "I'm sorry your dating my ex bitch!!!!!" I kicked opened that door so hard and fast and said " I'm sorry your pathetic and living in the past!! Grow the fuck up bitch!...So i closed the door and I'm LIVID!!!. There was no need,absolutely none, to say some shit to me or even say some shit about my boyfriend!
So I go back to the table still boiling mad, and I tell Brenda and Tiffany..oh and of course Jared. No sooner was I done telling them. I look over towards the bathroom, and Brenda is in her face screaming at her! which is totally out of her character. I was shocked. Next thing you know, Tiffany is in her face! and Tiffany is one tough cookie. After the both of them told her "don't fuck with Gina, Jared or us!!" Also telling her how pathetic she was because before the bathroom incident happened,she would not stop staring at me and Jared from across the room, She gets kicked out by the owner of the cavern himself. Apparently he saw everything go down starting with her cutting in the bathroom line.

So! here's the crazy part! at least to me it is...that coo coo bird ex girlfriend only dated Jared...for 6 MONTHS!!! I wouldn't even call that a relationship! and it was 6 Years ago! you would think that this girl would have grown up a bit since then! Come to find out that girl is of course, a coke head. So guess she had a little to much at the cavern.